The Mad Engineer's Cookbook

Gonna cook some Black Bean burgers later. The question is… do I put sriracha in them?

notyourwaifu:

I have to reblog this every time it appears on my dash.

notyourwaifu:

I have to reblog this every time it appears on my dash.

ssj-4:

omg this is literally my favorite meme

ssj-4:

omg this is literally my favorite meme

My Workout For Monday June 10

I earned 1141 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • Barbell Deadlift +585 pts

    • 195 lb x 5 reps (+99 pts)
    • 205 lb x 5 reps (+105 pts)
    • 215 lb x 5 reps (+113 pts)
    • 225 lb x 5 reps (+121 pts)
    • 235 lb x 8 reps (+147 pts)
  • Bent Over Barbell Row +233 pts

    • 145 lb x 5 reps (+39 pts)
    • 155 lb x 5 reps (+42 pts)
    • 165 lb x 5 reps (+45 pts)
    • 175 lb x 5 reps (+48 pts)
    • 185 lb x 8 reps (+59 pts)
  • Standing Dumbbell Shoulder Press +238 pts

    • 25 lb x 5 reps (+41 pts)
    • 30 lb x 5 reps (+44 pts)
    • 35 lb x 5 reps (+48 pts)
    • 40 lb x 5 reps (+51 pts)
    • 45 lb x 5 reps (+54 pts)
  • Video Game Dancing +85 pts

    • 0:15:00 || Broke a Sweat (+37 pts)
    • 0:15:00 || Moderate (+48 pts)

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taidstick:

this is basically what i watched my dashboard do

Tagging Game

Tagged by whynotfangirl

Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 10 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 10 new people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
1. Favorite book?
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2. What moment in your life made you laugh the hardest (that you can remember)?

Recently, it was probably due to some rather unfortunate Cards Against Humanity pairings that I don’t care to repeat in a public area. 

3. Favourite food?
Taco Ring
4. If you could go anywhere in time and space, where would you go?
If I could survive it? I’d like to see what the giant storm on Jupiter looks like at it’s peak.

5. Favorite thing you own?
My couch (it’s so comfy!)
6. Play an instrument?
Bassoon and Sax mostly. Dabbled in Tuba.
7. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Skype picking up on peoples televisions and turning the volume ridiculously high.
8. Favorite genre of music?
Ska
9.Least favourite word?
Obtuse
10. Have any siblings?
2 Brothers 1 Sister

Slytherin-Half-Blood’s questions!
1. If you were a color, what color do you think you would be?
Maroon
2. Where is your favorite spot in the world?
A hammock chair at my grandparents old house. It faced out towards the lake through a small wooded area. It was the only place I can remember being able to completely and utterly clear my mind.
3. Are you an introvert or extrovert?
Social Introvert
4. If you lived in a black-and-white world, and could turn one thing colorful, what would it be?
Music. I would want music to produce vibrant colors.
5. If you could travel forward in time, what one thing would you ask your future self?
How long should I keep this beard?
6. What is one thing you think about a lot?
How am I going to fit all this crap in 24 hours?
7. What do you think is your greatest weakness?
I have terrible body image and it crushes my self esteem on any related matters.
8. What fictional character can you best relate to?
John Constantine
9. What is the best present you have ever given/received?
Given: I’ve given gifts often, but they were mostly just things I bought. My favorite is when people let me cook for them.

Recieved: My College Education.
10. Are you currently wearing pants?
No


Whynotfangirl Questions!
1. Something that inspires you?
Competition
2. If you won 1 million dollars in the lottery what would you do?
Splurge like 10-20% of it. Save the rest, keep working, retire 10-20 years earlier.
3. Sweet, sour or Spicy?
Spicy
4. Met anyone famous?
Do professional League of Legends players count? Cause if so I’ve met all of TSM and have a picture with Dyrus.
5. Are you bilingual or multilingual?
I know a bit of both Spanish and German, but not enough to call myself bilingual. My next project is to become fluent in Portuguese by summer 2014
4. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Strawberry
3. Something happens (meet a genie, eat something magical, science experiment gone wrong, you pick) and you can pick your own superpower. What do you chose?
Super healing like Wolverine. Crazy shenanigans with little to no consequences time!
2. Justice league or Avengers?
TV Show- Justice League Unlimited Comics- Avengers
1. Who is your favourite villain? 
Skinner Sweet from American Vampire

Naturalist Jenny’s questions

1. Favourite tv show

I don’t currently watch TV. Last thing I watched with any regularity was House a few years ago.

2. Favourite character from that show

Ummm…. House? 

3. If you could meet anyone (dead or alive), who would it be?

Freddie Mercury, to tell him how well loved he still is and how great his music is.

4. Something your future special someone must have or do?

I don’t like to impose rules, but a girl who does squats would be great.

5. Who is your celebrity crush?

Salma Hayek

6. Favourite animal?

Flying Fox

7. If you could have any means of teleportation, what would it be?

What type of teleportation? Instant Transmission from DBZ

8. What fictional character do you hate the most?

Currently- Cersei Lannister. Over a long period of time- Tony Stark (check the comics, he shot Bruce into the far reaches of space, went against Cap in the Civil War, and is a raging alcoholic among other things).

9. What is your spirit animals?

Sea Turtle

10. If you could only see in one colour, which colour would you pick?

Orange

Tehmiles’ Questions

1) If you could have one craft related skill (anything from blacksmithing to crocheting) to a professional level instantaneously which would you choose?

2) If you could pick one person and know all of their secrets, who would you pick?

3) Badgers or Sloths?

4) Do you have an outfit that you feel your most confident/at your best in? If so, feel free to post a picture.

5) Have you ever solved a rubix cube? Without looking up the auto solve pattern?

6) What movie adaptation (for a book, tv show, what have you) bothered you the most?

7) Battle Royale or Hunger Games?

8) Do you like to play board games? If so which ones?

9) What’s your drink of choice (if you drink)? May I buy you one if we ever meet?

10) Do you remember when the squid totally beefed it?

Tagging:

Skavannah, Emilymeowler, SSJ-4, Thisthinghasacharacterlimitof32, Amidnightstroll, Lambkaratechop, Koreabro, Fuckyeahcarmen, Lambency, and Totakeofftheedge.

Alright I lied. One last post. Have two terrible selfies in my new suits before I go on hiatus. 

Tumblr Blackout Time.

Got serious business to take care of. I’m banning myself from this site til this Friday. 

My turn >=D 1, 7, 9, 10, 31, 77, 89

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4

“…children, No other mnemonic has come close to its popularity, in spite of…” - from The Pluto Files by Neil DeGrasse Tyson

7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Traffic outside, and a train.

9. Did you dream last night? 

Not that I can remember.

10. Do you remember your dreams? 

Very rarely

31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

Turn my second bedroom into a prop workshop. Hardwood or concrete floor, tons of tools, and a sturdy table to work from. 

77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?

I’d want a job where I could tinker away with the mechanics, wiring, and programming of robots. I occasionally get to do that at my current job, but it’s not often.

89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?

1,491 miles according to Google Maps.

Invade My Privacy
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
5. Without looking, guess what time it is
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
9. Did you dream last night?
10. Do you remember your dreams?
11. When did you last laugh?
12. Do you remember why / at what?
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
14. Seen anything weird lately?
15. Is there anyone onboard that you would kiss? If yes, name them.
16. What is the last film you saw?
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
19. Tell me something about you that most people don’t know.
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
21. Do you like to dance?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
26. Last time you swam in a pool?
27. Type of music you like most?
28. Type of music you dislike most?
29. Are you listening to music right now?
30. What color is your bedroom carpet?
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
32. What was the last thing you bought?
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
35. Do you have a garden?
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
39. Who sent the last text message you received?
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
41. What time is bed time?
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
43. How many tattoos do you have?
44. If you don’t have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
45. What did you do for your last birthday?
46. Do you carry a donor card?
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
49. What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been?
50. When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
51. Have you ever won a trophy?
52. Are you a good cook?
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
56. Do you touch-type?
57. What’s under your bed?
58. Do you believe in love at first sight?
59. Think fast, what do you like right now?
60. Where were you on Valentine’s day?
61. What time do you get up?
62. What was the name of your first pet?
63. Who is the second to last person to call you?
64. Is there anything going on this weekend?
65. How are you feeling right now?
66. What do you think about the most?
67. What time do you get up in the morning?
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
69. Who would you tell first?
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
71. Do you sing in the shower?
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
73. What do you do most when you are bored?
74. What do you do for a living?
75. Do you love your job?
76. What did you want to be when you grew up?
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
79. How many keys on your key ring?
80. Where would you retire to?
81. What kind of car do you drive?
82. What are your best physical features?
83. What are your best characteristics?
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
85. What kind of books do you like to read?
86. Where would you want to retire to?
87. What is your favorite time of the day?
88. Where did you grow up?
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
90. What are you reading now?
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
94. Do you have pets?
95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
96. What is your best childhood memory?
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
99. What is most important in life?
100. What inspires You?